
# of Days on Bed Rest - 37
C Section Date - August 7th 8:30 AM
# of Days to Go - 5
Speaking of Surviving Life at 275 GreenwichWe asked a few friends/family members to give Elvis some advice on how to survive at 275 Greenwich and below are some responses (some may be a little offensive and some are inside jokes, none are to be taken too seriously)
- F*ck is a BAD word, not matter how often mommy and daddy say it
- Aunt Stacy is only a phone call away and she has carbs at her house
- That's not formula, it's Daddy's muscle milk
- On Halloween mommy and daddy will always be gone all night and the nanny will take you trick or treating. It doesn't mean that they don't love you, it's just the one night a year that they will love you a little less
- Don't eat anything your mommy cooks or attempts to cook
- Don't judge or hold grudges, if you don' t know how, ask your mommy she's great at it
- The Raccoon Lodge is not a daycare/nursery
- From time to time, you will need to share your nursery with mom and dad's crazy friends to include people like "Artie the One Man Party" and "Vinnie the Bartender" but don't worry, Angie has hot friends like Jenny Guy that will stay with you too.
- Angie and Brad LOVE to get up at 11 PM, 1 AM, 3 AM, 5 AM, etc....
- What happens at 275 Greenwich STAYS at 275 Greenwich
- You won't be able to figure out the TV/sound system remote control until you get your PhD
- Don't sweat the small stuff - all the things that mommy and daddy are fighting about are small stuff
- Learn to be patient and answer all questions thrown at you (purple or pink onesie? MOMA or Central Park? Milk or Juice?)
- Always make it home before the sun rises (that's your mommy and daddy's motto)
- There will always be enough FU organic milk in the house for you
- Be prepared to be dressed up in stupid costumes and look ridiculous for your annual holiday cards
- When mommy yells at daddy, "Screw you, I'm leaving!" don't believer her, she'll be right back
- Make sure you always have the phone number to the Raccoon Lodge handy - 212-227-9894 - ask for Vinnie
- Life really is a party
What Happens to a Nursery When Dad is in Charge?
We travel to South Texas each year at Christmas to spend the week with my family in Austin and Laredo. At least one day/evening is spent at my brother in law's ranch where we eat, drink, laugh, drive around on the deer blind, make a fire, shoot skeet, ride the go cart, and have a good time. My brother in law, Robert, and brother, Tony, also take Brad deer hunting (sorry to all the Yankees who find this appalling but that's what we do in Texas). On Brad's first deer hunt, he shot and killed a nice sized deer and mounted the head and antlers and brought the ugly thing back to NYC with us. He desperately wanted to put it up in our apartment and I refused so Brad took the deer head to work and it lived in his office happily for a few years (it was funny to see Brad on the subway holding it on his lap). When Brad started working from home earlier this year, I was not too happy to see the deer head back at 275 Greenwich and I stashed it in the back of the guest room closet hoping Brad would forget about it. When we cleaned out the closet to get ready for the nursery, that damn deer head reared it's ugly head, literally! Brad decided it should be part of the nursery to ensure that Elvis had some Texas roots in his room. I was a little hesitant at first and then figured, "Why Not?" Brad attempted to mount the deer head to the actual crib (like a hood ornament!!!) but when that didn't work out, he settled for the wall (see picture at top of blog). You can take Elvis out of Texas, but can't keep Texas out of Elvis.
Special Thanks to This Week's Visitors
- Cindy Cutler and Margaret Mintz from my Bnei Mitzvah Class - thanks for the yummy lunch
- Cousin Abby - thanks for the yummy dinner and for helping out in the nursery, washing clothes, organizing, etc
- Katy and Emily
- John and Kim Fio Rito - thanks for the purse for me and sleep sack for Elvis
- Stephanie Stanford - thanks for the awesome Willie Nelson onesie!!!
- Liz Topp
- Anna Milner (Baby Mamma) and Christoph - thanks for the balloons
- Jared and Jill from Brad's WHENU days - thanks for the Seinfeld/Coupling DVDs and the flowers
- Cousin Erica - thanks for the Tasti DLite
- Helaine, Bryan, Melissa, Jannette and Barbara from AHA. Thanks to Melissa for the InTouch and People mags
- Bianca and Katie Campbell (coming all the way from Tennessee) - thanks for the awesome gifts for Elvis. Can't wait to use the Miracle Blanket (thanks to Lori Zlotoff from Rodeph for the heads up on the Miracle Blanket)
- Hilary Hersch from Rodeph Sholom - thanks for the B & W Cookie
- Cousin Linda Epstein - thanks for the beauty goodies
- Sister Tami for the awesome Yu-Be beauty goodies - I'm wearing the lip balm, lotion and moisturizing socks as I type this
- Cousin Leta for the How to Knit video and the yarn
- Aunt Rose for the beautiful necklace with heart pendant
- Brad's Grandma Lil in NJ and my grandma, Mama C in TX for all of the sweet calls
- Cousins Stacy, Erica, Heather and Linda for the awesome running stroller - can't wait to start running again!
- Thank you to Fred to helping Brad out at home, hanging shelves and putting together swings and stuff in the nursery
- Aunt Dixie - thanks for the AWESOME blanket
- My super secret surprise visitor Aunt Shelly - soooooooo good to see you and Swick and thanks for the Tasti D Lite
Shout Outs and Good Wishes:
- Happy birthday to brother in law Robert on 8-8
- Fast recovery wishes to Uncle Jerry in New Jersey who had a stent put in on Friday. Spoke to cousin Stacy and she said that he's recovering nicely at home. More importantly, he can still go to Argentina as planned next week!
- Fast recovery wishes to Aunt Faith in Connecticut who had foot surgery on Wednesday
- My condolences to the Harrison and Slobodin families who lost Aunt Jannette last week
- Congrats to Uncle Pete in California for finishing up physical therapy this week